equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

(Source: catleecious)

(Reblogged from psychicpineapples)

relahvant:

1nd2rd3st:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

the arrogance and entitlement on this one is strong

oh my lord what a twat of a male

(Source: stileshelbig)

(Reblogged from foodless)

dietcrush:

mcdonalds is that white boy in class who tells everyone he’d date a black girl

(Reblogged from not-acop)

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

(via beyonceish)

(Source: ask-pauli-amorous)

(Reblogged from best-of-text-posts)

sugarysymbiote:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~

(Reblogged from pizza)
imjohnlocked:


playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

(Source: proud-atheist)

(Reblogged from pizza)

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

(Reblogged from psychicpineapples)
(Reblogged from nemesismess)

teamhellnope:

flashfireblu:

punkadulpor:

I want so bad this cake for my next birthday

charmander dies when you blow it’s flame out 

that’s good, wouldn’t want to eat it alive

(Reblogged from chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie)

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

(Reblogged from teenytigress)

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

(Source: lookdifferentmtv)

(Reblogged from we-are-the-real)
(Reblogged from best-of-text-posts)

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

(Reblogged from urulokid)
LOOK AT THE CAT
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)
(Reblogged from pizza)

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities)

(Reblogged from do-hiddles-not-homework)